George Carlin
May 12 1937 - June 22 2008
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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